"What is that, my darling?", I heard my wife's tones through a fug of smoke. Then I looked round:
"Arghhh........."
What in the seventh hell...?
I leg it immediately......
"Good evening, Master Paul. Ready for some more rumpy-pumpy?!
"Evening, old boy. Kind of you to look in, what?"
I looked into his face, and saw myself....Arrgghh!
However.....
"Arrgh....!"