Just to say there is a spiffing new Series Four just starting on
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One should tune in now!!!
lifewiththeamandaannfamily.blogspot.co.uk
One should tune in now!!!
Just to say there is a spiffing new Series Four just starting on lifewiththeamandaannfamily.blogspot.co.uk One should tune in now!!!
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On a rare Saturday night home, and X Factor not being what it was, Marjorie and I decided to swap vices for the evening. Her falling spectacularly off the wagon, and me back on the fags! So Marjorie lit up, and I necked the Gin from the bottle, like she showed me. My Word, Marjorie! However do you drink this shit? It's bloody awful! "What is that, my darling?", I heard my wife's tones through a fug of smoke. Then I looked round: "Arghhh........." Two Marjories?! What in the seventh hell...? I leg it immediately...... Only to encounter the cunning Mary twins! "Good evening, Master Paul. Ready for some more rumpy-pumpy?! "No!", I scream, and scramble upstairs. Anything to get away from gin-infused twosomes! But when I get there, someone else is sitting on the sofa: "Evening, old boy. Kind of you to look in, what?" I looked into his face, and saw myself....Arrgghh! In the rays of the morning sun, I bin the wretched conncotion as soon as I can. I decide to ask Marjorie for my fags back.... However..... "Sorry, old boy. My sister and I smoked them all last night." "Arrgh....!" |
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