So, it turns out that Basil de Farmer was not my father after all. It was some boring guy from down the street (who's currently sleeping with Daddy). Bugger!!
And to top it all, I now have a brat of a half-brother, who will get half of everything!!
Sigh!
Sigh!
Basil (the bastard) still comes sniffing round though. Certainly since Mama's vampy cousin, Davina has come to stay.
I could run away. Bella says there's plenty of work at Tesco's car park, cleaning cars and so on. She said I could sleep in a hut with all her cousins and everything! Sounds super!
No, I know! I'll run away to Mary's attic! No-one ever comes up here. And she's got a super new TV set. Now sssh...The Call Centre's on!
For further whinging and moaning, go to Paul's Passions on this website!!!