We are absolutely delighted, Posh, that you have finally agreed to an interview. How do you feel about your success on The Amanda Ann Family Show?
Cor! Strike a light! Dead chuffed I am!
I'm sure you are, Posh. Or can I call you by your real name, Derek Cockney?
There's no airs and graces 'ere, love. Call me wot you want!
This must be a big challenge to you, playing someone completely out of character like this.
Couldn't Adam and Eve it! Turned up to sell some whelks and cockles in me pearly king suit, and there I was wiv a contract shoved up me snout! Strike a light!
I believe people turn up to your stall outside the Hope and Cockney pub just to get a glimpse of you!
Done me business a power of good that 'as. Never sold so many shrimps and mussels!
But is it true, that due to your popularity, Plastic Paul has stopped speaking to you?
Ah, I've got no time for airs and graces! We're simple folk, us cockneys! 'e gets out of order, and I'll get me two bruvvers to do 'im over, like!
And is it true that Trevor Nunn is interested in casting you in his latest musical? And that you've been offered a role in a Noel Coward revival?
(Taps his nose) Mum's the word, eh?
Er - yes, right. Thanks for your time, Derek, and keep up the good work.
Cor! Strike a light! Dead chuffed I am!
I'm sure you are, Posh. Or can I call you by your real name, Derek Cockney?
There's no airs and graces 'ere, love. Call me wot you want!
This must be a big challenge to you, playing someone completely out of character like this.
Couldn't Adam and Eve it! Turned up to sell some whelks and cockles in me pearly king suit, and there I was wiv a contract shoved up me snout! Strike a light!
I believe people turn up to your stall outside the Hope and Cockney pub just to get a glimpse of you!
Done me business a power of good that 'as. Never sold so many shrimps and mussels!
But is it true, that due to your popularity, Plastic Paul has stopped speaking to you?
Ah, I've got no time for airs and graces! We're simple folk, us cockneys! 'e gets out of order, and I'll get me two bruvvers to do 'im over, like!
And is it true that Trevor Nunn is interested in casting you in his latest musical? And that you've been offered a role in a Noel Coward revival?
(Taps his nose) Mum's the word, eh?
Er - yes, right. Thanks for your time, Derek, and keep up the good work.