Of course, Melvin and I meant the world to each other
Our love and ardour was urgent, if a bit brief.
However, despite our yearnings and hunger, Melvin did not phone me again.
Then matters became a bit more pressing. I had to track him down. He was "inside" apparently. "Inside where?", I asked.
I soon found out. Some dreadful remote place called Broad something or other. Daddy had had him arrested. And he was doing this "stretch" thing.
"Sorry, Doll." He muttered from behind those bars,
"I've gone all religous and everything now. I have mended me ways and that.... And I'm already screwed over by the CSA from Mary and her brats..."
I took it to mean there was no relationship for us anymore. I shed a tear on the long lonely coach home. He was my first ever love. And my child would be without a father. His last words being to me: "Lend us twenty quid. Ta"
"Sorry, Doll." He muttered from behind those bars,
"I've gone all religous and everything now. I have mended me ways and that.... And I'm already screwed over by the CSA from Mary and her brats..."
I took it to mean there was no relationship for us anymore. I shed a tear on the long lonely coach home. He was my first ever love. And my child would be without a father. His last words being to me: "Lend us twenty quid. Ta"
Mind you, this new vicar student seems super. Round our house like billy-o. Won't "Do It" with me or anything. Must really love me - This Time. ...... Oh, there's the Social Services at the door. I really must find that wretched child!