It's simply super to be here at last! I've been waiting bally ages to get my own page. Rather than share with those old bores, my parents.
I hate Mummy and Daddy so much! I never eat with them, you know. And Mary's food looks so bloody dodgy anway. I beg my Father to sack the cow, but he
but he says this is the only life she knows. They have had her work for them since she was 12 apparently. And how could he turn her out on the street now?
Stupid old fart! Of course he could. Oh for the joys of a good cook. Or at least one that could do it properly!
I only vaguely recollect Mary as a child. Think I played with her outside our back door, or something, while Mrs Slagg looked after us. Then I was whisked off to boarding school, while Mary went to the village one and left at 11, or something.
Well, she's an old slag and I hate her! Couldn't she go to a workhouse or something?????
but he says this is the only life she knows. They have had her work for them since she was 12 apparently. And how could he turn her out on the street now?
Stupid old fart! Of course he could. Oh for the joys of a good cook. Or at least one that could do it properly!
I only vaguely recollect Mary as a child. Think I played with her outside our back door, or something, while Mrs Slagg looked after us. Then I was whisked off to boarding school, while Mary went to the village one and left at 11, or something.
Well, she's an old slag and I hate her! Couldn't she go to a workhouse or something?????