I am now engaged to Lord Posh. Not allowed to wed though, until I am 21. Bit of a drag really, but I've got to go to university first. Probably to study poshness and everything.
Hamish and Krista are living with us at the moment.
His TV show bombed,
and he's taken it very badly indeed!
and he's taken it very badly indeed!
Krista is really hacked off, and she's on the prowl for a producer at the very least! Meanwhile she has to put up with us!
Mummy just smirks. She's in a very good mood at the moment, and doesn't care who lives in the house. She's got a new bed, a French model, the one she's been after for ages! A present from Daddy for leaving her (briefly).
Only Daddy's not allowed on it! Titter!
He has to sleep in the conservatory!
He has to sleep in the conservatory!
Meanwhile I get their old bed, loads of room for Poshie's nightly visits - he especially likes the mirror! Tee-Hee!!
He's nice, my fiancee, but he's not Melvin. No-one will ever be Melvin - sigh!
Sleep tight
Sleep tight