I mean, my latest pash, Hamish is a nice boy. Almost the man of my dreams really. But I do feel he takes me for granted sometimes! And he's really got his feet under the table! Or rather my bed!
While his snooty new girlfriend sits on our (new) sofa, wondering why he's taking so long to get a drink of water!
AND I don't like the way Hamish looks at her!
I feel this romance is doomed! Sob!